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Jokes
Dec 11, 2006 17:51:24 GMT -5
Post by GS KILLER on Dec 11, 2006 17:51:24 GMT -5
Whats a board without my jokes? boring i think: here we go One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and proceeded to hang herself.
Soon two men came along and asked, "what are you doing?". She replied, "I'm hanging myself." The two men looked at her and said, "well usually if your trying to kill yourself you put the rope around your neck." Then the Blonde said, "Duh, I tried that but I couldn't breathe."
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Jokes
Dec 11, 2006 17:52:18 GMT -5
Post by GS KILLER on Dec 11, 2006 17:52:18 GMT -5
There were 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They found a pyramid and read a tablet that said " this is the pyramid of 100 steps if you get to the top of it you will get what you've wanted all your life. But be warned, every 5 steps a person will pop out and tell a joke and if you laugh you can never try again."
So the brunette gets to the 5th step and laughs so she could never try again.
The red head gets to the 20th step and laughs so she could never try again
Then the blonde get to the 99th and laughs then the guy who was going to tell the joke said "why did you laugh i didn't tell you the joke."
Then blonde said "i know, i laughed because i just got the first joke."
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Jokes
Dec 11, 2006 17:55:36 GMT -5
Post by GS KILLER on Dec 11, 2006 17:55:36 GMT -5
A Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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